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7am sick, watching how i met your mother. man, i just wanna fuck.
is it weird that i kind of stalk the pregnant...
that sounds terrible lol but really, i get so excited when my pregnant friends make updates about their baby and what’s going on with them. i also get REALLY jealous. i’m like, ughh these bitches are so happy about their little babies and i want one soo bad! and the girls who have the cute little kids. sooo much cuteness. asia and jordan came over for christmas. it was the best...